Please read through this entire post carefully if you want a code. Seven codes will be given out with this post. To get a code from me:
Comment on this entry. Include an email address with the comment so I can reach you. Use standard English to the best of your ability when you write to me. Be patient. I don't sit in front of my computer all day. It may take me several hours to see your comment. I will reply as soon as I can. Do what I ask for, below. It should only take a few minutes of your time... and if a code isn't worth a few minutes of your time, you don't want one badly enough.
Since we're on this holiday carol thing (well, I was, anyway) it got me thinking about that most parodied of Holiday songs, The Twelve Days of Christmas.
To get a code, send me a link (one is enough) to any web page with parody lyrics to The Twelve Days of Christmas. You know, like the Doug and Bob McKenzie version: "And a beer... i-in a tree..."
Edit: Don't send me anymore links to http://www.dwarfnet.com/christmas/parod
Alternately, you can type up the lyrics to a parody version you know and post them in your comment. (Since I don't want to get anyone in trouble with an LJ TOS violation, if the parody lyrics are, shall we say, not entirely clean, say so in your comment, give me your email address, and I'll contact you and tell you how to send the lyrics to me.) Start with day 12 and go through to Day 1, so you only have to type each line once.
Two codes will go to the first person who writes me an original parody of The Twelve Days of Christmas using an LJ theme. (It could start, "Oh, my first post in LJ, it.." Or it could start differently than that.)